Suth Jokes

The average suth'ner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit.

The average suth'ner knows pretty much how many fish make up a mess.

The average suth'ner knows what general direction "cattywumpus" is.

The average suth'ner knows that "gimme sugar"don't mean pass the sugar.

The average suth'ner knows when somebody's "fixin" to do something, it won't be long.

The average suth'ner knows how good a cold grape Nehi and cheese crackers are at a country store.

The average suth'ner knows what, "Well, I Suwannee!" means.

The average suth'ner knows ain't nobody's biscuits like Grandma's biscuits!

The average suth'ner knows a good dog is worth its weight in gold.

The average suth'ner knows real gravy don't come from a store.

The average suth'ner knows when "by and by" is.

The average suth'ner knows how to more...