Swedes Jokes

Q: Why do swedes always drink their milk in the store? A: Because on the packet it says: OPEN HERE.

How many swedes to you need to change a light bulb?
500. One to hold the light bulb, and 499 to rotate the house.

Q: Why do the swedes brush their teeth? A: Because they don`t want the food to get dirty.

Q: Why do the swedes cut holes in their umbrellas? A: Because they want to see when the rain ends.

Q: How can you tell if there are swedes on an oil rig? A: They are throwing bread up in the air, trying to feed the choppers.