Swedes Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: Why do swedes take so long to wash the cellar windows? A: Because they have to dig a hole for the ladder first.

How many swedes to you need to change a light bulb?
500. One to hold the light bulb, and 499 to rotate the house.

"Hey Sven, how many Swedes does it take to grease a combine?" "I don`t know, Ole." "Only two, if you run them through real slow."