Sweet Jokes / Recent Jokes

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.

Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!

A Happy Boss tells his employees: You worked very hard this year. As a reward, I' ll give everyone a check for Rs 5000. If you work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign those checks.

Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.

Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1. 5 ltr.

What's the difference between pleasure and torture?

Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much.

God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother.

Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a.

Most Romantic/Passionate/Sweet Things
To Do For Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend
(101 steps to having a good relationship)
Watch the sunset together.
Take showers together.
Back rubs/massages.
Listen to classical music and cuddle in the dark or w/ blacklight.
French Kiss.
Hold her w/ hands inside the back of her shirt.
Whisper to each other.
Cook for each other.
Skinny dip.
Make out in the rain.
Dress each other.
Undress each other.
Kiss every part of their body.
Hold hands.
Sleep together. (Actually sleep with each other: not sex)
One word: Foreplay
Sit and talk in just underwear.
Buy gifts for each other.
Roses.
Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together.
Wear his clothes.
Find a nice secluded place to lie and watch the stars.
Incense/candles/oils/blacklights and music make for great cuddling/sex.
Kiss at every chance you get.
Don't wear underwear more...