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Politics: It all really just boils down to this:
Issue:
Criminals:
Democrats: Give them a Republicans: Give them the swift
The poor:
Democrats: Give Republicans: Give them the swift
End Democrats: Give Republicans: Give them the swift
Dictators:
Democrats: Give Republicans: Give them the swift
The uninsured:
Democrats: Give t Republicans: Give them the swift
*The cost:
Democrats: $9,000,000, Republicans: $29.95 (co

Politics: It all really just boils down to this:
Issue:
Criminals:
Democrats: Give them a Republicans: Give them the swift
The poor:
Democrats: Give Republicans: Give them the swift
End Democrats: Give Republicans: Give them the swift
Dictators:
Democrats: Give Republicans: Give them the swift
The uninsured:
Democrats: Give t Republicans: Give them the swift
*The cost:
Democrats: $9,000,000, Republicans: $29.95

Democrats V. Republicans What it all boils down to ISSUE DEMOCRATS REPUBLICANS
criminals Give them a second Give them the swift chance sword of death
the poor Give them some food Give them the swift sword of death
endangered give them protection Give them the swiftspecies sword of death
dictators give them a way out Give them the swift sword of death
the uninsured Give them some Given them the swift health care sword of death
the cost $9,000,000,000, $29.95 000,000,000 (cost of one sword)

What it all boils down to


ISSUE | DEMOCRATS | REPUBLICANS
-------------------------------------------------------------------
criminals | Give them a second | Give them the swift
| chance | sword of death
-------------------------------------------------------------------
the poor | Give them some food | Give them the swift
| | sword of death
-------------------------------------------------------------------
endangered | give them protection | Give them the swift
species | | sword of death
-------------------------------------------------------------------
dictators | give them a way out | Give them the swift
| | sword of death
-------------------------------------------------------------------
the uninsured | Give them some | Given them the swift
| health care | sword of death
-------------------------------------------------------------------
the cost | $9, 000, 000, 000, | $29. more...

Democrats V. Republicans What it all boils down to ISSUE DEMOCRATS REPUBLICANS-------------------------------------------------------------------criminals Give them a second Give them the swift chance sword of death-------------------------------------------------------------------the poor Give them some food Give them the swift sword of death-------------------------------------------------------------------endangered give them protection Give them the swiftspecies sword of death-------------------------------------------------------------------dictators give them a way out Give them the swift sword of death-------------------------------------------------------------------the uninsured Give them some Given them the swift health care sword of death-------------------------------------------------------------------the cost $9, 000, 000, 000, $29. 95 000, 000, 000 (cost of one sword)-------------------------------------------------------------------