Swinging Spouses Jokes / Recent Jokes
The jealous husband returned home from a business trip a day early and, discovering a strange coat in the front closet, stormed into the living room with the accusation that there was another man in the apartment.
"Where is he?" the husband demanded, as he stalked from room to room, searching.
"You're mistaken, dear," the wife insisted. "That coat must have been left by one of your friends the last time you threw a poker party. Since you've been gone, I haven't even looked at another man."
The husband searched through the entire apartment and, finding no one, decided his wife must be telling the truth. Apologizing for his unwarranted display of temper, he then went to the bathroom to wash up. He was running water in the basin when he noticed that the shower curtain was pulled closed. Rather peculiar, he thought. lie ripped the curtain open and-sure enough-there was a strange man. But before the astounded husband could more...
The very swank men's club had for years forbidden the presence of women in any of its stately rooms. One night a dignified member walked in and was shocked to discover a covey of chirruping ladies gathered in the very center of the study.
"What is the meaning of this?" he demanded of the club manager.
"We've decided to let members bring their wives in for dinner one evening a month," was the reply.
"But that's unfair," complained the disgruntled fellow. "I'm not married. Could I bring my girlfriend?"
The manager thought for a moment, and then replied slowly, "I think it might be all right. . . provided she's the wife of a member."
Do you cheat on your wife?" asked the psychiatrist.
"Who else?" answered the patient.
You beast. You animal," cried the young thing. "I'm going back to Mother."
"Never mind," said the guy. "I'll go back to my wife."
Your continual unfaithfulness proves you are an absolute rotter," stormed the outraged wife, who had just caught her husband for the seventh time in a sportive romp with another woman.
"Quite the contrary," came the cool reply. "It merely proves that I'm too good to be true."