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Hamas leader Khaled Meshaal finally admitted that the country of Israel does exist. He said he's also considering admitting that gravity and the sun also exist.

From his home in Syria he stated that the problem is not that Israel exists but that there is no Palestianian state.

Mr. Meshaal-- look south. See Jordan?

A microphone Bush was unaware of caught him saying the "s"-word to Tony Blair.
Everyone was surprised that he pronounced "Syria" correctly.

Authorities in northern Cyprus believe they have found an ancient version of the Bible, written in Syriac, a dialect of the native language of Jesus. Historians and Theologians are giddy with excitement after reading the following prophecies that could only have been written by Jesus himself:
1) Do not get Judas anything for Christmas.
2) Scandals are great, but not so much in the snow.
3) Why am I still writing “B.C.” on my checks?
4) Hair decisions………….Ponytail, or Fabio??

By Andrew Marlatt
Sunday, February 10, 2002; Page B05
Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil," Libya, China and Syria today announced they had formed the Axis of Just as Evil, which they said would be "way eviler" than the Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of in his State of the Union address.
Axis of Evil members immediately dismissed the new axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name.
"Right. They are Just as Evil... in their dreams!" declared North Korean President Kim Jong Il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils....I mean the best at being evil....We're the best."
Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil. "They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar Assad.
"An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. more...

Senators John Kerry and Christopher Dodd met with Syrian President Bashar Al-Assad on Wednesday and “challenged Syria’s government to play a more constructive role in the region.”
You think maybe we could start with a less destructive role first? I mean, asking Syria to play a more constructive role in the region is like asking Michael Jackson to help reform a troubled daycare center.