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A fairy tale starts with "Once upon a time".
A sea story starts with "This is a no-sh*tter".

Q: What's the difference between a fairy tale and a redneck story?
A: A fairy tale begins "once upon a time," while a redneck story begins "you guys ain't gonna believe this, but. .."

Question: What's the difference between a northern fairy tale and a southern fairy tale?
Answer: A northern fairy tale begins with, "Once upon a time... " A southern fairy tale begins with, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this... "

What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? A white one starts off with "Once upon a time...".A black one starts off with "Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit..."

What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? A white one starts off with "Once upon a time...". A black one starts off with "Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit..."

Fairy Tale: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.

Q: What do you get when you cross the world's best fairy tale teller with the world's worst mammal? A: A Whale of a Tale