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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
The father begins...
"The curtain raises, I am centre stage in my finest tuxedo suit with my draling wife by my side, my wife then drops to her knees facing the audience who quickly notice she is not wearing any panties as a big brown log of shit emerges slowly from her ass, I begin to sing 'Yankee Doodle' while my daughter unzips my fly and pulls my cock out and begins to suck me off, meanwhile my son slides across the stage and catches the shit emerging from my wife's ass, chews it around a bit then sprays it all over the rest of us, more...
This pimp needed the best slut he could find for a special, perverse client, So he went to each of his whores, trying to find out who had the most talent.
He went up to this one slut and asked, "What can you do that is special?" She replied, "I can give you head for 3 hours straight!" Well, the pimp didn't want his client dick to get sore, so he went to another girl. He asked the same question. She replied "I can get 2 fingers and 3 dicks in my cunt all at once!" That still wasn't good enough for the pimp. He went to a third slut and asked the same question. She replied, "I can give head while singing the national anthem all at the same time!" The pimp was impressed by this so they went back to his house. The girl ripped off both of their clothes and turned off the light. She started giving him head and singing at the same time. The pimp was amazed, "Wow you have some real talent", he said. She said, "Thanks but don't turn on more...