Taliban Jokes / Recent Jokes
The Taliban's Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 - "Husseinfeld"8:30 - "Mad About Everything"9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"10:00 - "Allah McBeal"TUESDAYS:8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"8:30 - "The Price is Right If Usama Says Its Right"9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"9:30 - "Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"WEDNESDAYS:8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"8:30 - "Bowling For Food"9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"10:00 - "Veilwatch"THURSDAYS:8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"9:00 - "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"10:00 - "Diagnosis: more...
Sung to the tune of "Day-O" (The Banana Boat Song)
Day-O... oh Day-O,
Air force come and they flatten your home
Run Mr Taliban, we know where you're hiding,
Air force come and they flatten your home
Hey USA, USA, USA...
Air force come and they flatten you home
60ft, 70ft, 80ft craters,
Air force come and they flatten your home
Old Uncle Sam's pissed, he ain't no quitter,
Air force come and they flatten your home
When we finish you all be crying,
Air force come and they flatten your home,
Pilot is brother of New York fireman
Air force come and they flatten your home
A Taliban was sitting in a cave when he hears over a dune the voice of one American solider: "One American solider is better then 10 Taliban fighters" so the Taliban angry sent over ten of his high-ranking soldiers. After a lot of gun fire and yelling and screams of agony the Taliban heard the voice again. "One American solider is better then 100 Taliban fighters" So the Taliban sends over 100 of his highest ranked soldiers sure of victory. After a lot of gun fire and yelling and screams of agony the Taliban heard the voice again. "One American solider is better then 1000 Taliban fighters" So the Taliban sent his toughest, meanest, personal guards over the dune. After hundreds of bullets fired, and explosions and the screaming and crying, it was over. The Taliban now wondering what happened goes over the dune where he finds a wounded Taliban solider who says "don't send anymore men it's really a trap there is really two of them!"
Taliban militants threatened suicide attacks on Pakistani bus drivers who play American music on their buses saying that such entertainment was spreading "vulgarity and obscenity," Clay Aiken CDs have fallen off sharply.
1. "Be Allah you can be"
2. "Aim Low"
3. "An Army of None"
4. "The Few....................................."
5. "Martyrs have more fun"
6. "Vigins....we got Virgins!!"
7. "Free Camoflage Turbans....sign up today!"
8. "Uncle oSAMa wants you"
Q. Know what the Taliban do for fun? A. Sit around and get bombed