Taliban Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
Everybody Loves Mustafa
Comedy mayhem ensues as Mustafa, who has married three women from different tribes, fends off attempts on his life from his in-laws.Bowling for Cornmeal
This perenial favorite pulls a large Saturday afternoon audience. Contestants can win up to two kilos of American donated cornmeal.Whose Execution is it Anyway?
Two teams of Taliban executioners compete to see who can come up with the most creative and funny way to dispose of enemies of the regime. Live every Tuesday night.This Old Cave
Popular show gives improvement advice for the do-it-yourselfers, who want to hunker down in comfort and style. Dharma and. . . . .
Hilarious bedlam breaks out as the widowed Dharma, a Shiite, resists the advances of her Taliban neighbor's son Mohammed, who just happens to be a Sunni.
A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Texas soldier is better than ten Taliban". The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.The voice then calls out "One Texan is better than one hundred Taliban". Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.The Texan voice calls out again "One Texan is better than one thousand Taliban". The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, its a trap. There's more...
Now that American B-52's are reorganizing Afghanistan's landscape, US intelligence has discovered that the Taliban have renamed some of their towns to confuse us. These new names include: 1. Wherz-Myroof
2. Mykamel-Izded
3. Oshit-Disisabad
4. Waddi-El-Izgowinon
5. Pleez-Ztopdishit
6. Kizz-Yerass-Goodbi
7. Ikantstan-Disnomore
8. Wha-Tafuk-Wazi-Tinkin
9. Myturbin-Izburnin
10. Imma-Dedshmuck
"If you meet Osama Bin Laden - sucker punch the bastard"
"Special hotline to report anyone who looks 'shifty'"
"Offer Taliban free HBO, instead of cable guy send Jackie Chan"
"Two words: spy monkeys"
"Go to every K-Mart and announce over P.A.: 'Will Osama Bin Laden report to the manager's office?'"
"What are we waiting for - call Batman"
"Give terrorists brightly wrapped fruitcake, but inside there's a skunk!"
"Make Taliban leaders easier to spot by sending them all bright orange hats"
"Fight terrorism with love!" (the guy who suggested this was beaten to a pulp by an angry mob)
"Do another 'Hands Across America' - that worked before"
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KABUL (Voice of Sharia) -- Citing worldwide reaction to last week`s terrorist attacks, multi-national terror network Al Qaeda announced Thursday that it would lay off 5, 000 or more holy warriors. The "holy war" concern said the move was necessary because of an expected 20 percent fatwah reduction and cost and complexity of thwarting new airport and immigration security procedures, according to a statement broadcast on Afghanistan`s Voice of Sharia radio.
"This is, without a doubt, the most difficult thing I have had to do in my over two decades as a mujahad," said Al Qaeda mastermind and chief operations officer Osama bin Laden in a letter to employees. He added, "Some of these people are my friends, who have been fighting the infidel by my side since we were living in caves in Afghanistan during the Soviet occupation. We are still living in caves in Afghanistan, but I believe the bottom is forming and we will see a turnaround soon, provided we can meet more...