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Government’s Law: There is an exception to all laws.
Grabel’s Law: 2 is not equal to 3, not even for large values of 2.
Gray’s Law of Programming: ‘n+1' trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in the same time as ‘n’ tasks.
Green’s Law of Debate: Anything is possible if you don’t know what you’re talking about.
Greener’s Law: Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.
Grelb’s Reminder: Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.
Gummidges’s Law: The amount of expertise varies in inverse proportion to the number of statements understood by the general public.
Traditional: Farm animal must be killed by ritual slaughterer using a sharply honed knife that must not have a single nick on its blade.
Reform: Farm animal must be told that it has the right to an attorney.
Traditional: Will not combine meat with milk.
Reform: Will not combine meat with chocolate milk.
Traditional: One set of dishes for meat, another set for dairy.
Reform: One set of dishes exclusively for cheeseburgers.
Traditional: Hire "shabbos goy" to perform religiously prohibited tasks.
Reform: Hire "Orthodox Jew" to perform religiously required tasks.
Traditional: Try to concentrate on prayers, achieve sense of being in the presence of the divine.
Reform: Try to figure out when to stand up, when to sit down, and what page everyone is on.
Traditional: Women required to sit in synagogue balcony, apart from men.
Reform: Women and men sit together, davening suggestively.
Traditional: Strong disapproval of women more...
Gray's Law of Programming: 'n+1' trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in the same time as 'n' tasks.
Government's Law: There is an exception to all laws.
Grabel's Law: 2 is not equal to 3, not even for large values of 2.
Gray's Law of Programming:' n+1' trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in the same time as' n' tasks.
Green's Law of Debate: Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
Greener's Law: Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.
Grelb's Reminder: Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.
Gummidges's Law: The amount of expertise varies in inverse proportion to the number of statements understood by the general public.
Lieberman’s Law: Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter, because nobody listens. Logg’s Rebuttal to Gray’s Law: ‘n+1' trivial tasks take twice as long as ‘n’ trivial tasks. Lorenz’s Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. Lynch’s Law: When the going gets tough, everyone leaves. Manly’s Maxim: Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. Mason’s First Law of Synergism: The one day you’d sell your soul for something, souls are a glut. May’s Law: The quality of correlation is inversely proportional to the density of control. (The fewer the data points, the smoother the curves.)
Lieberman's Law: Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter, because nobody listens.
Logg's Rebuttal to Gray's Law:' n+1' trivial tasks take twice as long as' n' trivial tasks.
Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Lynch's Law: When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.
Manly's Maxim: Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Mason's First Law of Synergism: The one day you'd sell your soul for something, souls are a glut.
May's Law: The quality of correlation is inversely proportional to the density of control. (The fewer the data points, the smoother the curves.)