Tax Jokes / Recent Jokes

For every tax problem there is a solution which is straightforward, uncomplicated and wrong.

How do you know you've met a good tax accountant?

He has a loophole named after him.

The trouble with the profession of income-tax inspectors is that 90% of its members give the rest a bad name.

A taxpayer is someone who works for the federal government but who doesn't have to take a civil service examination.

All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can, too, provided you use them for business purposes. For example, if you subscribe to the Wall Street Journal, a business-related newspaper, you can deduct the cost of your house, because, in the words of U. S.

Supreme Court Chief Justice Warren Burger in a landmark 1979 tax decision: "Where else are you going to read the paper? Outside? What if it rains?"

The Gettysburg Address Is 269 Words, The Declaration Of Independence Is 1, 337 Words, And The Holy Bible Is Only 773, 000 Words. However, The Us Tax Law Has Grown From 11, 400 Words In 1913, To 7 Million Words Today.

There Are At Least 480 Different Tax Forms, Each With Many Pages Of Instructions.

Even The Easiest Form, The 1040ez Has 33 Pages In Instructions, And All In Fine Print.

The Irs (Internal Revenue Service - Us Taxing Authority) Sends Out 8 Billion Pages Of Forms And Instructions Each Year. Laid End To End, They Would Stretch 28 Times Around The Earth.

Nearly 300, 000 Trees Are Cut Down Yearly To Produce The Paper For All The Irs Forms And Instructions.

American Taxpayers Spend $200 Billion And 5. 4 Billion Hours Working To Comply With Federal Taxes Each Year, More Than It Takes To Produce Every Car, Truck, And Van In The United States.

The Burden Of Compliance Is The Equivalent To A Staff Of 3 Million People more...

I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why dont you pay with a smile? Id like to but they insist on money