Tax Jokes / Recent Jokes
A fine is a tax for doing something wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing something right.
Where there's a will, there's an Inheritance Tax.
A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.
A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?
AN AMERICAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.
A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.
DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign more...
The government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?
"In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii, dealing exactly with this issue."
...both democratic candidates for president call themselves "Agents of change." And if either gets elected, they will raise your taxes so high, they will be known as the "Agents of spare change."