Taxpayer Jokes
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A distraught taxpayer handed in his income tax return with his check to the Internal Revenue agent.
"Boy," complained the man, "the boys in Washington are a heartless bunch. They sure cleaned out my bank account!"
"Cheer up", consoled the revenue man. "Remember what Benjamin Franklin said:' Nothing is certain but death and taxes."
"Yeah," said the taxpayer. "I only wish they came in that order."A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records. At one point the auditor exclaimed, "Mr. Carelton, we feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to live and work in the USA. As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to eagerly pay them with a smile.""Thank goodness," returned Mr. Carelton, with a giant grin on his face, "I thought you were going to want me to pay with cash."
"How have you managed to buy such a luxurious villa while your income is so low?" asked the IRS auditor.
"Well," the taxpayer answered, "while fishing last summer I have caught a large golden fish. When I took it off the hook, the fish opened his mouth and said,' I am a magical fish. Throw me back to the sea and I'll give you the most luxurious villa you have ever seen'. I threw the fish back to the sea, and got the villa."
"How can you prove such an unbelievable story?"
"Well, you can see the villa, can't you?"A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS auditor who had come to review his records. At one point the auditor exclaimed, "We feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to live and work in the USA. As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to eagerly pay them with a smile."
"Thank God," returned the taxpayer. "I thought you were going to want cash."Taxpayer: I always pay my income taxes all at once.
Tax collector: But you are allowed to pay them in quarterly installments.
Taxpayer: I know it, but my heart can't stand it four times a year.- Add a Useful Link
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