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One day, John`s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in and see a doctor. When he got to the doctor`s office the nurse told him he could see the doctor in 15 minutes but, first he`d have to give a urine sample. John said that this was absurd but, the nurse insisted and John complied. 15 minutes later, John was ushered in to see the doctor. "So that tennis elbow is really acting up, huh?" the doctor said. "The nurse must have told you," said John, wondering how the Doctor knew. "No. It was in your urinalysis." and the doctor continued to say that he had just purchased this new machine that could diagnose every physical condition with total accuracy based on the urine contents. John didn`t believe a word of this but he did agree to provide another urine sample on check-up visit. Two days later, John was sitting at the kitchen table with his wife and his teenage daughter. He was telling them about this ridiculous machine. When John decided to more...

A recent study showed a large percentage of teenage girls are suffering from carpel tunnel syndrome due to excessive texting. So now for the first time in history both teenage girls and boys are complaining of sore wrists.

Why Client Server Computing is like Teenage Sex It is on everybody's mind all the time.
Everyone is talking about it all the time.
Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it.
Almost no one is really doing it.
The few who are doing it are:
doing it poorly; sure it will be better next time; not practicing it safely.

Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college man. Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.

SNARE DRUM/TRAP SET: This weapon affects only a very small demographic: teenage girls and the fathers of these girls with steady jobs and liquid bank accounts. The snare drummer and the jazz/rock variety of set player act almost like a computer worm. The drummer will attach himself to an unsuspecting teenage girl and milk her and her father's finances in such a way as to not be noticed by the father until it is too late. Drummers are the leaches of the music world and can only be countered by being forced to get a real day job. This will reduce the drummer's "coolness" factor and the daughter will immediately lose interest.

Teenage Driver: But, officer, Im a college man. Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.

The autobiography of a former Japanese porn actress has become the latest craze amongst teenage girls in Taiwan. Platonic Sex has sold 70, 000 copies since it hit the shops in December and discusses Ai Iijima's childhood, the sex industry and her move into acting and writing. But despite proving popular with teenagers, Taiwanese women's groups fear the book may encourage girls to enter the sex industry. One campaigner, Tang Li-yen of the Women and Children Protection Foundation, said: "It would encourage our young people to learn from Ms Iijima." But many teenagers say they admire 28-year-old Ai Iijima's open attitude to sex and find her eventful life inspiring. Veronic Hsieh, a 17-year-old student, has told the: "I want to know how a former porn actress like her can finally find her way back to the right path and lead a normal life."