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Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, I took my girlfriend to see The bride of Dracula last night. Oh yeah, said the other, what was she like? Well she was about six foot six, white as a ghost and she had big red staring eyes and fangs. The other said, Yes, but what was The Bride of Dracula like?

A mother of two teenage boys, was constantly being asked to look for things they couldnt find. Most of the time these items were directly in front of them. Seeing her frustration over this when it happened yet again, one of her sons remarked: "Its not my fault, Mom. I dont have parental vision:"

Two teenage boys from West Virginia were talking.
First one says "I had my first sex last night!"
"What was it like?" The second one asked.
"Quite good, but her mum walked in on us."
"Oh, no! What did she say?"
"Moo"

One day, John's tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in and see a doctor. When he got to the doctor's office the nurse told him he could see the doctor in 15 minutes but, first he'd have to give a urine sample. John said that this was absurd but, the nurse insisted and John complied. 15 minutes later, John was ushered in to see the doctor.
"So that tennis elbow is really acting up, huh?" the doctor said.
"The nurse must have told you," said John, wondering how the Doctor knew.
"No. It was in your urinalysis." and the doctor continued to say that he had just purchased this new machine that could diagnose every physical condition with total accuracy based on the urine contents. John didn't believe a word of this but he did agree to provide another urine sample on check-up visit.
Two days later, John was sitting at the kitchen table with his wife and his teenage daughter. He was telling them about this ridiculous machine. When more...

One day, John's tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in and see a doctor. When he got to the doctor's office the nurse told him he could see the doctor in 15 minutes but, first he'd have to give a urine sample. John said that this was absurd but, the nurse insisted and John complied. 15 minutes later, John was ushered in to see the doctor."So that tennis elbow is really acting up, huh?" the doctor said."The nurse must have told you," said John, wondering how the Doctor knew."No. It was in your urinalysis." and the doctor continued to say that he had just purchased this new machine that could diagnose every physical condition with total accuracy based on the urine contents. John didn't believe a word of this but he did agree to provide another urine sample on check-up visit.Two days later, John was sitting at the kitchen table with his wife and his teenage daughter. He was telling them about this ridiculous machine. When John decided to have a more...

This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue. The lawyer asked, "How long are you having a sexual relationship?" "Years, I tell you years" she replied. " Thats no answer, you have to specify howlong has he intimated with you." "I don't know exactly, its average, aboutsix inches"

Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said,' I took my girlfriend to see' The bride of Dracula' last night.'' Oh yeah,' said the other,' what was she like? '' Well she was about six foot six, white as a ghost and she had big red staring eyes and fangs.' The other said,' Yes, but what was' The Bride of Dracula' like? '