Teenaged Jokes

I got these from a friend of mine, who got them from a BBS in
New Orleans. I have changed Wesley's so that the chorus goes
"teenaged boy" instead of "only a boy"; I think it sings a
little easier this way.
From Jean-Luc Picard (to the tune of "Let it Snow")
Oh, the vacuum outside is endless,
unforgiving, cold, and friendless,
but still we must boldly go-
make it so, make it so, make it so.
From William Riker (to the tune of "Deck the Halls")
Here's a vexing Christmas riddle
(fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la)
Why must I play second fiddle?
(fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la)
How can I impress Deanna
(fa-la-la, la-la-la, la la la)
When I'm number two banana?
(fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la la)
From Wesley Crusher (to the tune of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen")
I'm at Starfleet Academy and I'd just like to say
I miss the opportunity to weekly save the day-
To make things more...