"Star Trek Christmas songs" joke

I got these from a friend of mine, who got them from a BBS in
New Orleans. I have changed Wesley's so that the chorus goes
"teenaged boy" instead of "only a boy"; I think it sings a
little easier this way.
From Jean-Luc Picard (to the tune of "Let it Snow")
Oh, the vacuum outside is endless,
unforgiving, cold, and friendless,
but still we must boldly go-
make it so, make it so, make it so.
From William Riker (to the tune of "Deck the Halls")
Here's a vexing Christmas riddle
(fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la)
Why must I play second fiddle?
(fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la)
How can I impress Deanna
(fa-la-la, la-la-la, la la la)
When I'm number two banana?
(fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la la)
From Wesley Crusher (to the tune of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen")
I'm at Starfleet Academy and I'd just like to say
I miss the opportunity to weekly save the day-
To make things worse I have to be
In some dumb Christmas play!
Yes I'm bright, though I'm just a teenaged boy, teenaged boy,
And the Enterprise was my most favorite toy.
From Data
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh-
or so I am reliably informed,
lacking a subjective and intuitively perceived
referent for the term "fun," I am able only
to report the phenomenon as experienced by others,
whose individual perceptions somewhat color the-
yes, sir.