Telephone Jokes / Recent Jokes

Yo Mama is like a telephone booth, open to the public, costs a quarter, and guys go in and out all day!

On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed when the wife tells her new husband that she has a confession." I lied when I told you I was a virgin. I have been with one other man" she tells her new hubby. The new husband asks if it was anyone he knows?. The wife answers. .. well maybe! Husband asks who it was. The wife answers - it was Tiger Woods. Since the only other person his new bride every slept with was the famous Tiger Woods, he's not at all upset and they get down to it and do the honeymoon "thing". When finished, the husband gets out of bed and reaches for the telephone." What are you doing?" asked his bride." I'm calling for room service. After all that work I'm hungry!"The wife says, "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Really! Just what would TIGER do?" says the husband. Well we would do it again! Ok says the husband and jumps into the bed. This same thing happens two more times, after which the guy more...

Who was that on the phone, Fred? Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia, so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down!

A handy telephone tip: Keep a small chalkboard near the phone. That way,
when a salesman calls, you can hold the receiver up to it and run your
fingernails across it until he hangs up.

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

Mother: Why was the phone busy all night? Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness." Exactly where were you at the time of the accident?" inquired the officer." Mister," exclaimed the telephone lineman, "I was at the top of the pole!"