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Terrell Owens denies claims that he attempted suicide saying, "Man, that didn't happen."
He then continued, "If Terrell Owens wanted to kill Terrell Owens, Terrell Owens would be dead. Nobody would be better or deader than Terrell Owens."

The Arena Football League will shut down in 2009 to re-structure its business model. Terrell Owens complained that he wasn't included in the decision.

Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens broke down during an emotional defense of his quarterbacks's performance following Sunday's loss to the New York Giants.

Owens is now the the favorite to win the South Carolina Democratic primary.

Dallas Cowboy Terrell Owens is denying that his recent trip to the hospital was a suicide attempt saying he couldn’t possibly find time to kill himself when he’s too busy killing Dallas’ season.

Dallas wide receiver, Terrell Owens, got into another fight, this time with Cowboys positions coach, Todd Haley. Dallas coaches are starting to long for the old days, when their receivers just did coke like they were supposed to.