Terrorist Jokes / Recent Jokes
121. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
A: Not everybody has been in a limo.
122. Q: What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies?
A: One's a bunch a cunning runts...
123 Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.
124. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.
125. Q: What's the difference between a blond having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
126. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shopping trolley?
A: The shopping trolley has a mind of its own!
127. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez Canal?
A: One's a busy ditch.
128. Q: What is the difference between a blond and a toilet?
A: A toilet won't follow you around after you use it.
129. Q: What's the difference between a more...
121. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody has been in a limo.122. Q: What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies? A: One's a bunch a cunning runts...123 Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.124. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job? A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.125. Q: What's the difference between a blond having her period and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.126. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shopping trolley? A: The shopping trolley has a mind of its own! 127. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez Canal? A: One's a busy ditch.128. Q: What is the difference between a blond and a toilet? A: A toilet won't follow you around after you use it.129. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster? A: In the morning a rooster says, more...
In the News--Breast Implant bombs are now the next terrorist threat. Gives new meaning to the term "Check out those Bazookas!"
NBC’s sting-operation show “To Catch a Predator” has been making advertisers uneasy. They're worried about being associated with a show in which men are lured to a house by the promise of an underage sexual encounter but are instead caught by the show's host and local police.
Well I've got a show concept that will make everyone happy. The premise is this: There are a lot of child molesters out there, but there are also a lot of underage terrorists.
So if you’re a sexual predator, hang out in the jihad chat rooms and pretend you’re interested in coordinating a terror attack. Arrange a meeting with an aspiring young terrorist, and when he gets there, the NBC folks and Homeland Security will nab him.
Embarrassed, the teen will protest that he came for terrorism, not sex, claiming, "He told me he wanted to buy nerve gas, but when I got there all he wanted was sex!"
The molester will counter, “Hey, I'm just helping the War on more...
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist? A: They both fuck up bowings.
Q: What is the difference between a midwife and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
President Bush launched a PR campaign to improve his image and popularity. He decided to visit a primary school so he could explain his policy to the children. After explaining his policy to them, the President asked the children if they had any questions.
Little Stevie raises his hand and says, "Mr. President, I have three questions:
"1. How did you have fewer votes but were still elected president?
"2. Why do you want to attack Iraq with no motive?
"3. Don't you think Hiroshima was the biggest terrorist attack in history?"
At that moment, the bell rang and the children ran outside to play. At the end of the break the children returned and President Bush asked the children if they had any questions.
Little Eddie raises his hand and says, "Mr. President, I have five questions:
"1. How did you have fewer votes but were still elected president?
"2. Why do you more...