Terrorist Jokes / Recent Jokes

Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnapped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout. "You, your companies and your countries are enemies of the Revolution," screamed the terrorist leader, "and you`re going to be executed! Do you have any last requests?" The Englishman spoke first. "Before I die, I want to honor my country and protest this barbaric act by singing "God Save The Queen" to all your men." "That can be arranged," said the terrorist. The Frenchman said, "And I want to honor MY country before I die by singing "The Marseilles" to your men." The Japanese said, "Before I die, I wish to honor MY country by giving the lecture I was going to present on the Japanese style of industrial management." The terrorist turned finally to the American. "What is YOUR last more...

How can you tell the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
Terrorists can be negotiated with.

Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnapped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout.
"You, your companies, and you countries are enemies of the Revolution," screamed the terrorist leader, "and you're going to be executed! Do you have any last requests?"
The Englishman spoke first.
"Before I die, I want to honor my country and protest this barbaric act by singing "God Save The Queen" to all you men."
"That can be arranged," said the terrorist.
The Frenchman said, "And I want to honor my country before I die by singing "The Marseilles" to your men."
The Japanese said, "Before I die, I wish to honor my country by giving the lecture I was going to present on the Mapanese style of industrial management."
The terrorist turned finally to the more...

A 64 year old grandma blew herself up in Gaza near an Israeli outpost. She was shown on TV in a martyr’s video holding an M-16 rifle and wearing a bright green pair of Hamas Edition Depends.

Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnapped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout."You, your companies, and you countries are enemies of the Revolution," screamed the terrorist leader, "and you're going to be executed! Do you have any last requests?"The Englishman spoke first."Before I die, I want to honor my country and protest this barbaric act by singing "God Save The Queen" to all you men.""That can be arranged," said the terrorist.The Frenchman said, "And I want to honor my country before I die by singing "The Marseilles" to your men."The Japanese said, "Before I die, I wish to honor my country by giving the lecture I was going to present on the Mapanese style of industrial management."The terrorist turned finally to the American."What is your last request?"The more...

Officials removed three propane tanks, two gasoline containers, a pressure cooker, wire, firecrackers, and an alarm clock from the Nissan Pathfinder parked in Times Square Saturday night.
Terrorists? Sounds more like Wil E. Coyote to me.

Ah to see the look on their faces when welcomed to paradise as martyrs. All excited to get their 70 virgins.
The martyr ask this big fat guy where the line for the virgins is.He says "Oh theres no line.
The martyr says "Oh great.What did you do to become a martyr?."
The big fat guy says"Oh me and all my buddies here arent martyrs.We're the virgins.Man wheres the food?,Im so hungry I could eat a camel!!
gulp!!