Terrorist Jokes / Recent Jokes
I'd like to raise awareness of a frightening hypothetical in the hopes that something will be done before it comes to pass. Here is a future conversation between myself and airport security, right after a terrorist is caught trying to sneak a bomb on a plane hidden inside his colon.
Security Guard: (snaps on a pair of latex gloves) I'm sorry sir, but you've been selected for a special screening.
Me: (pause) Damn you ass-bomber.
Barack Obama said the recent plane terrorist incident was due to "a mix of human and systemic failures". Sounds like the Prez been watching Avatar in 3-D one too may times!
A policeman and a terrorist were shooting at each other. The policeman's bullets were over and hence he kept a mirror in front of him to reflect the bullets to the terrorist.
In Denver, Air Marshals say that innocent people are put on a "watch list" to fill quotas. Meanwhile, terrorists say they have innocent people on their "watch list" too.
What's the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
If that terrorist "crotch bomber" was really serious about getting his promised 72 Virgins, you'd think he would have found a better place to put the bomb.