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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Thermos!
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way!

One day Mikey was sitting in his apartment when his doorbell unexpectedly rang. He answered the door and found a salesman standing on his porch with a strange object."What is that?" Mikey asked. "Its a thermos," the salesman replied. "What does it do?" asked Mikey. "This baby," the salesman said, "keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."After some deliberation Mikey bought one, deciding it would really help his lunch situation. The next day he arrived at the plant where he works. Sure enough, all the other employees were curious about his new object. "What is it?" they asked."Its a thermos," Mikey replied."What does it do?" they asked."Well," Mikey says in a bragging manner, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.""What do ya got in it?"To which Mikey says, "Three cups of coffee and a popsicle."

A Santa goes into a store and sees a shining object. He asks
the clerk, "What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a
thermos flask."
The Santa then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold."
The Santa says, "I`ll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos.
His Santa`s boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object
with you?"
He said, "It`s a thermos flask."
The boss then says, "What does it do?"
He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Santa replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

A blonde entered a store shopping and spotted this thing on sale.

The thing was a thermos and she asked the sales clerk what it did. The clerk replied that the thermos kept hot things hot and cold things cold.

The blonde thought that was wonderful and bought the thermos.

Next day the blonde went to work and took the thermos with her. She proudly sat the thermos on her desk. Later in the morning the blonde's boss, who was also a blonde, walked by the desk and while conversing she spotted the thermos.

The blonde boss asked the blonde employee what the thing was on her desk. The employee responded: "it's a thermos." The boss of course had to ask what it did. Again the employee responded confidently: "It keeps hot thing hot and cold things cold."

The boss was impressed. As she started to walk away the boss turned to the employee and asked: " What do you have in your thermos."

The employee more...

Porky was eighteen years old, friendly, and eager to do things right. Unfortunately, he wasn't especially bright. He had just started his first job, as a delivery boy and general' go-fer' at a furniture warehouse.
His first task was to go out for coffee. He walked into a nearby coffee shop carrying a large thermos. When the counterman finally noticed him, he held up the thermos.
"Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" he said.
The counterman looked at the thermos, hesitated for a few seconds, then finally said, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me."
"Good," Porky said. "Give me two regular, two black, and two decaf."

1) TV'S GALORE
Udurawana is buying a TV."Do you have colour TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
2) Flying High
Udurawana calls Air Lanka.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a second," says the rep.
"Thank you." says the Udurawana and cuts the line.
3) EMPLOYMENT.
Udurawana was filling up an application form
for a job. He filled the columns titled NAME, AGE,
ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary
Expected: After much thought he wrote: Yes
4) CROCODILE BOOTS.
Udurawana proposes to a woman. She says yes if you
bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off
to Africa and disappears. Finally a search team
found him hunting a huge crocodiles. He walks
over to the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
"70th damn croc and this bugger is also barefeet!"
5) Thermos
Udurawana more...

Porky was eighteen years old, friendly, and eager to do things right. Unfortunately, he wasn't especially bright. He had just started his first job, as a delivery boy and general' go-fer' at a furniture warehouse. His first task was to go out for coffee. He walked into a nearby coffee shop carrying a large thermos. When the counterman finally noticed him, he held up the thermos.
"Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" he said.
The counterman looked at the thermos, hesitated for a few seconds, then finally said, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me."
"Good," Porky said. "Give me two regular, two black, and two decaf."