Thru Jokes

One day many sardars moving thru a road in Punjab by carrying a deadbody of a sardar, but with lot of celebration, singing bella bella, and with music band etc.. so a non sardarji asked one sardar why you are celebrating so much, instead you must be sad bcoz one of your brother is dead. so sardarji replied, no no no, we must celebrate this at our best, bcoz this is the first time a sardar is dead due to BRAIN TUMOR. and saying that he start dancing, singing bella bella

1.Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. 2.Ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that you did not ask the price for. 3.Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take food through the window. 4.Go to McDonalds and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight. 5.Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped. 6.Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you are in. 7.When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window shopping and drive on. 8.Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup. 9.Ask how they fit into that little box. 10.If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on. 11.Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said "May I take your order?" 12.When asked if they can take your order say more...

A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train.

The Russian takes a bottle of the Best Vodka out of his pack; pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says: "In USSR, we have the best vodka of the world, nowhere in the world you can find Vodka as good as the one we produce in Ukrainia. And we have so much of it, that we can just throw it away..." Saying that, he opens the window and throws the rest of the bottle thru it. All the others are quite impressed.

The Cuban takes out a pack of Havanas, takes one of them, lights it and begins to smoke it saying: "In Cuba, we have the best cigars of the world: Havanas. Nowhere in the world there is so many and so good cigare and we have so much of them, that we can just throw them away...". Saying that, he throws the pack of havanas thru the window. One more time, everybody is quite impressed.

At this time, the American just stands up, opens the window, and throws the Lawyer more...

A group of doctors go duck hunting for the first time. The family practitioner looks thru the site, aims, & says, "Well, I think there is something out there, but I better get another opinion."

The internist takes the rifle, looks, & says, "I see something that is flying, but I'm not sure what it is. I better make a referral."

The neurologist takes the rifle, looks, & says, "Hmmmm, It may be ducks, but to be sure, I better get some tests."

The psychiatrist then looks thru the rifle & says, "Vell, zay look like ducks, zay act like ducks, but I don't know if zay zink zay are ducks. I zink I better get a consult."

The surgeon picks up the rifle, points & fires all over the sky. "Blam, blam, blam, blam, blam!"

All sorts of things fall from the sky & land at his feet. The surgeon points to them & says to the pathologist, "Make sure they're ducks!"

Your wife picks thru your garbage cans looking for any bait that may have grown in them since the last time you went.
You have ever removed the 3-9 zoom scope from your deer rifle to use at a KISS concert.
You have more than 2 used pampers rolling around in the back of your truck.