Tiger Jokes / Recent Jokes
Estimated (current) number of "hostesses" who tamed the Tiger...................3
Estimated number of trysts with Tiger by one hostess (Jamie).......................20
Reported payout to wife............................................................................$60,000,000
I'm not that good at math, but.......Damn!
Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian? A: He felt funny! Q: What's striped and bouncy? A: A tiger on a pogo stick! Q: What is the cat's favorite TV show? A: The evening mews! Q: How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? A: Smack a lion! Q: What's worse than raining cats and dogs? A: Hailing taxi cabs! Q: How is cat food sold? A: Usually purr can! Q: What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A: A tiger moth! Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food? A: 'Let us prey.'
Why does Tiger Woods always wear two T-Shirts?
Because he will probably get a Hole in One
What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals?
They both got clubbed by Scandinavians.
Tiger Woods has demonstrated how difficult it is to get a hole in one.
Looks like he has made a hole in at least three.
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that he, too, is an excellent golfer. Tiger is a bit skeptical that the blind musician can play golf well, but he's too polite to say anything." When I tee off, " the singer explains, "I have a guy call to me from the green. My sharp sense of hearing lets me aim." Tiger is impressed, and Stevie suggests that they play a round. When Tiger agrees, Stevie asks, "How about if we play for $100, 000?" Tiger insists he couldn't possibly play him for money because of his sight handicap. But Stevie argues and badgers Tiger until Tiger finally relents and says, "OK, it's your money... when do you want to play?" Stevie replies, "I'll play on any NIGHT you choose!"
As each new mistress comes forward, we are left to wonder....
How much wood did Tiger Woods chuck, when Tiger Woods chucked his wood?