Tiger Jokes / Recent Jokes
Once Santa singh was preparing to go for a jungle safari and his friend happened to visit him just then.
The friend was a little worried about Santa, so he asked him,' 'what if a tiger decides to start running behind your jeep to eat you up? Are you prepared for any eventuality?''
To which Santa replies,''Of course, I am! if the tiger runs after me, I can easily dodge him!"
''Wow! and how?"
"Well, its simple. I will indicate to the left and turn to the right! !!!"
Stevie Wonder is at a celebrity party where he meets golf champ, Tiger Woods. The two of them start chatting when Stevie mentions that he, too, is an excellent golfer.
Tiger is a bit skeptical that the blind musician can play golf well, but he's too polite to say anything.
"When I tee off," Stevie explains, "I have a guy call to me from the green and my sharp sense of hearing lets me aim."
Tiger is impressed, and Stevie suggests that they play a round. When Tiger agrees, Stevie asks, "How about we play for $100,000?" Tiger insists that he couldn't possibly play him for money because of his sight handicap.
After much arguing and badgering from Stevie, Tiger finally relents and says, "Ok, it's your money... when do you want to play?"
"Any NIGHT you choose!" Stevie replies.
Whats the difference between a tiger and a lion? A tiger has the mane part missing!
Q: What is the difference between a 9 iron and a Cadillac Escalade? A: Tiger Woods can drive the 9 iron 400 yards!
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Would you mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsaw puzzle I bought -- I can't figure out how to get started." Her friend asks, "What's the puzzle of?" "From the picture on the box, I'd guess it's a tiger," replied the blonde. The friend obliges, and when he arrives the blonde greets him at the front door and then shows him the puzzle spread out all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then studies the box. Then, he turns to her and says, "I'm afraid that no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of the tiger on the box." "Why not?" asks the disappointed blonde. "Because, you didn't buy a jigsaw puzzle... what you have here is a box of Frosted Flakes."
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed when the wife tells her new husband that she has a confession.
"I lied when I told you I was a virgin. I have been with one other man" she tells her new hubby.
The new husband asks if it was anyone he knows?.
The wife answers...well maybe!
Husband asks who it was.
The wife answers - it was Tiger Woods.
Since the only other person his new bride every slept with was the famous Tiger Woods, he's not at all upset and they get down to it and do the honeymoon "thing". When finished, the husband gets out of bed and reaches for the telephone.
"What are you doing?" asked his bride.
"I'm calling for room service. After all that work I'm hungry!"
The wife says, "Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Really! Just what would TIGER do?" says the husband.
Well we would do it again!
Ok says the husband and jumps into the bed.
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