Tipper Jokes / Recent Jokes

The Clintons had the Gores over for dinner one night at the White House. During dinner, Al excused himself to use the bathroom. A few minutes later, he returned, they finished dinner and left.
On the drive home, Al turned to Tipper and said, "Were you aware that Bill has a solid gold urinal in his bathroom? How can we possibly tell the American people we're serious about cutting the budget when the President has a solid gold urinal?"
"There must be some mistake," Tipper replied. "I'll telephone Hillary when we get home and ask her about it."
When they arrived home, Tipper phoned Hillary and asked, "Is it true that Bill has a solid gold urinal in his bathroom?"
Hillary covered the receiver with her hand and whispered, "Bill, I've just discovered who peed in your saxaphone!"

Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing Americans.

Bill: "Why don`t I throw this hundred dollar bill out the window and make someone very happy."

Hillary: "Well, why don`t you throw ten hundred dollar bills out the window and make ten people happy."

Al: "Why don`t you two jump out the window and make me and Tipper happy."

Tipper: "Why don`t we all jump out the window and make everybody throughout the United States and world happy."

Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing Americans. Bill: "Why dont I throw this hundred dollar bill out the window and make someone very happy."Hillary: "Well, why dont you throw ten hundred dollar bills out the window and make ten people happy."Al: "Why dont you two jump out the window and make me and Tipper happy."Tipper: "Why dont we all jump out the window and make everybody throughout the United States and world happy."

Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing Americans. Bill: "Why don't I throw this hundred dollar bill out the window and make someone very happy."Hillary: "Well, why don't you throw ten hundred dollar bills out the window and make ten people happy."Al: "Why don't you two jump out the window and make me and Tipper happy."Tipper: "Why don't we all jump out the window and make everybody throughout the United States and world happy."