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there was a man and a women having sex his mom says basterd and his dad says bitch so the kid went up to his dad and asked what dose bitch mean it means lady went up to his mom and asked what dose basterd mean it means gentalmean.so there where having sex agin and his mom says nice dick and his dad says nice tits so the kid went up to his mom and asked what dose dick mean it means coat whent up to his dad and asked what dose tits mean it means hats.his dad was shaving he cut his self he said shit so the kid went up to his dad what dose shit mean it means shaving.his mom was cutting turkey for thanksgiving she cut her self she said fuck so the kid asked her what dose fuck mean it means cutting turkey.so a group of people came in and the boy said hellow basterd and bitches hang up youre dicks and tits my dad is in the bathroom shiting and my mom is in the kitchen fucken the turkey
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
A1: So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits.
A2: So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? A1: So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits.A2: So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.
A middle aged woman and her husband visit a disco, just to remember what
it used to be like. After a few dances they sit down at the side to
recuperate. After a few minutes, a man comes over and asks the woman to
dance. She is rather flattered and with an approving glance from her husband,
accepts the invitation.
Well, after a few minutes bopping, the man leans over to her and says,
"You know, I think you're really good looking, could I kiss you, please?"
The woman is rather taken aback and replies, "Certainly not - I'm a married
woman and that's my husband over there."
The music continues, and after another few minutes the man leans over
again and says, "I really do think that you're the most attractive woman
I've seen for ages, could I feel your tits, please?"
By now the woman is getting angry, and replies,
"Of course not, what sort of person do you think I am?"
They continue dancing, and more...
The other day, while I was seeing my friend, he asked me what I looked for in a woman.
Naturally I replied, "Big tits."
He said, "No, I meant for a serious relationship."
So I said, "Oh, seriously big tits."
"No, no, no. I mean what do you look for in the one woman you want to spend the rest of your life with?"
He looked at me kind of worried as I just sat there on his couch laughing until my gut hurt. "Spend the rest of my life with one woman? No woman's tits are that big."
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
182. Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
183. Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave at her.
184. Q: What do you call a smart blond?
A: A golden retriever.
185. Q: How do you check a blonde's IQ?
A: With a tire gauge.
186. Q: How does a blonde interpret
6. 9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period.
187. Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Doughnut seeds!"
188. Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
189. Q: Why do blonds have two more brain cells than a cow?
A1: So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits.
A2: So that when you more...
There once was a husband and wife who went to a yard sale and looked around. They were about to leave until the wife saw this golden mirror! They went to the man who owned it and asked "how much". The man replied it is cursed! But I will give it to you for $12". They took the mirror home and placed it in there room. Later the wife went to the mirror and started complaining about her tits being so small she said "I whish my tits were as big as ever!" and they grew and grew. she ran down stairs to show here husband. He saw and went to try himself so he went up and shouted "I whish my dick would touch the ground!" and his legs fell off!