Tomato Jokes / Recent Jokes
There was a momma tomato, a papa tomato and a baby tomato. They were walking in the park, and baby tomato started falling behind. So papa tomato walked to beby tomato and BAM!!! KETCHUP!!! (CATCH UP!!!)
There were 3 tomatoes. A momma tomato, a papa tomato, and a baby tomato. The baby tomato started to fall behind and the papa tomato called over to him and said, "Ketchup!"
A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in the farmer's garden. "I'll give you my two pennies for that tomato," said the boy pointing to a beautiful, large, ripe fruit hanging on the vine."No," said the farmer, "I get a dime for a tomato like that one."The small boy pointed to a smaller green one, "Will you take two pennies for that one?""Yes," replied the farmer, "I'll give you that one for two cents.""OK," said the lad, sealing the deal by putting the coins in the farmer's hand, "I'll pick it up in about a week."
Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head? The tomato was in a can.