Tombstone Jokes / Recent Jokes

Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903-Died 1942Looked up the elevator shaft to see ifthe car was on the way down. It was.

Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not rising

Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann, Who lived an old maidBut died an old Mann.Dec. 8, 1767

Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial AikleAge 102The Good Die Young.

If, People Are Burried In A Graveyard With A Tombstone Above Having R. I. P Meaning Rest In Peace, Then What Is Written On The Tombstone Of A Robot When He' Dies'?
Ans: Rust In Peace (R. I. P)

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary. The husband gave his wife a gift - a tombstone, with the inscription: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever."
Later, the furious wife bought a return present - also a tombstone, on which the inscription read: "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last."

Once there was a man named John Odd. He hated his last name. Since he was little people would make fun of him calling him "the odd man out."
He grew older and fell in love with a girl named Julie. They soon got married and people immediately started calling them "the odd couple."
John was enraged by this. He decided that he should have a talk with his wife.
"I hate my last name! My whole life people have made fun of it. Just recently I realized that people that don't even know me are going to see my tombstone in a grave yard and laugh about it! I want you to promise me that when I die you'll leave my tombstone blank. I want to have more respect than that."
"Okay honey. Whatever you want," she said with a smile on her face.
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Years later, after John passed away, a young couple were walking out of the cemetery after putting flowers on a relative's grave. The wife looked down and saw John's blank more...