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How Are A Texas Tornado And A Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

We had a tornado drill. We're underneath a parking garage (funny how corporations just love putting the nerds in a basement), and there's a Public Address announcement repeating itself at these times:

"This is a tornado drill. Please move quickly away from any and all windows."

Somebody yelled out: "Quick, get to a DOS prompt!"

Q. What did one tornado say to the other? A. "Let's twist again, like we did last summer...."

Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:('You wanna go for a spin?')

What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with a lot of blowing and then sucking, and then next thing you know your house is gone!

A tornado hit a farmhouse just before dawn. It lifted the roof off, picked up the beds on which the farmer and his wife slept, and set them down gently in the next county. The wife began to cry.
"Don`t be scared, Susan," her husband said. "We are not hurt."
Susan continued to cry. "I`m not scared," she said between sobs. "I`m happy ˜cause this is the first time in 15 years we`ve been out together.

That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet!