Tornado Jokes / Recent Jokes

Why did the tornado get arrested?-For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder

Authorities are busy shifting through the debris left after a powerful tornado ripped through the Texas border town of Eagle Pass. According to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, the tornado touched down in Eagle Pass at 7:01 p.m., uprooted mobile homes and battered buildings including a school in the border town, injuring 120 people, then moved across the Rio Grande and actually made some improvements in Mexico.

Do you know what a Tornado and a Woman have in common?
They both scream when their coming and take the house with them when they leave!

An ad on the subway in NYC: "Learn to read and speak English. Call us now." An Amelia Island, FL, podiatrist: "Emergency Foot Surgery- Walk-ins Welcomed." Sign over a restroom in a restaurant: "Used beer department." On a store front in Florida: "Your one stop shop! Beer ammo and liquor. Drive through open 24 hours!" A speed limit sign on Long Beach Island, New Jersey: "Smile, You're on Radar!" Seen in a State Park in California: "Weather Station (A large sign with a Rock hanging on a rope) Check the Rock. If it's wet, it's raining. If it's moving, it's windy. If you can't see it, it's foggy. If rock is gone, it's a tornado."An ad on the subway in NYC: "Learn to read and speak English. Call us now." An Amelia Island, FL, podiatrist: "Emergency Foot Surgery- Walk-ins Welcomed." Sign over a restroom in a restaurant: "Used beer department." On a store front in Florida: "Your one stop shop! Beer more...

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose your house!

A scientist is researching storms, so he goes out to find one. He takes his blonde assistant to help him find one. They drive for miles until they come to some plains.
They stop the car and the scientist tells the blonde to look out for tornados. After a few minutes, a cow flies past due to strong winds and the blonde says,
"Look! A flying cow!"
The scientist writes this down on his notepad but as he does, the car gets swept away by a tornado.
The car lands in a ditch after the tornado had gone. The scientist got out and shouted at the blonde,
"I thought you were looking out for tornados!"
"I was, but after I saw the cow, I was looking for the dish running away with the spoon."

President Bush toured parts of Missouri that were devastated by a recent tornado.
There was one awkward moment, when the President looked at the tornado damage and said, "Don't worry, we're going to get whoever did this."