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There were 3 guys, 2 smart ones, and a dumb one. They were all going hunting. The first smart guy went out and came back with a huge grizzly bear. The dumb guy asked him "How did you get that huge Grizzly bear?" The smart guy said, "I followed the tracks, went in the cave and shot the bear." Then the second smart guy went out and came back with a huge black bear. The dumb guy asked him, "How did you get that huge black bear?" The smart guy said, "I followed the tracks, went in the cave, and shot the bear. So the smart guy went out and came back all bloody and cut up. The smart guys said, "What happened to you?" The dumb guy said, "I followed the tracks, went in the cave, and got hit by a train."

Two blondes are walking in the forest when they come across marks in the ground.
One says to another,' Oh, look at the deer tracks!'
'Those aren't deer trucks, you dumb blonde!' says the other.' They're bear prints.'
'Deer tracks, you dumb blonde!'
'Bear prints, you dumb blonde!'
Next day's headlines: Two blondes killed by train in forest.

Two blondes are walking in the forest.
One looks down and says, "Look, deer tracks".
The other blonde looks down and says, "Those aren't deer tracks, those are bear tracks".
Half an hour later they were still arguing, when the train hit them.

One time there were three guys sitting at a bar. One was stupid, one was pretty smart, and the third was very intelligent. Well, they were sitting at the bar and the pretty smart one says that they should go on a deer hunt.
"I'll go first," says the smart one. Later the man comes back with a big deer. The two other men ask how he got such a deer. "I just followed some tracks, kept on going, then BAM! I found my self a deer!" says the man. So the pretty smart one goes after that. He comes back later and the two men still at the bar asked how he got the deer. He replies the same way the smart man replied. Next goes the stupid one. About thirty minutes passed and he came back looking beat up. The men at the bar rushed over and started to question him how he got his injuries.
"Well," he says, "I followed some tracks, and I looked up and there was this big light. It came rushing toward me, with steam puffing out. Then, before I knew it... more...

three blondes saw some tracks on the ground. The 1st blonde said: they're goat tracks. The 2nd blonde said: nah thy're horse tracks. The 3rd blonde said: no, its neither of those, they're dog tracks... then the train hit them.

Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy.
One morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today.
I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire."
The second friend agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north.
That night over dinner, the first man tells his story, "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch.
Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?"
The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful more...

A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, "21... 21.... 21...." when a blonde jumped on. A train came and the brunette jumped off... the train hit the blonde. The Brunette then got back onto the tracks and started saying, "22..... 22...... 22....."