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Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks."Looks like deer tracks", said one blonde."No, it looks like maybe a cow track," another blonde suggested."Actually, I think they are just dog tracks," the third blondeoffered.They were still arguing when the train hit them!

Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first Marine said “those are deer tracks. ”
The second Marine said “No, those are elk tracks. ”
The third Marine said “You’re both wrong, those are moose tracks. ”
The Marines were still arguing when the train hit them.

Once there was a man who wanted a pet. So he went to the pet shop to buy a bird that could sing. the owner siad ''this is an Amazon singing bird. If you put it over water it will sing a song about the sea. If you put it over the train tracks it will sing a song about working on rail road. But never put it over fire.'' So he took it to the lake and put over the water. The bird started to sing a pirates life. ''UHHHH I hate this song. so he took the bird from over the water. He did the same thing with the tracks the bird sung I've been working on the railroads.''UHHHHHH I hate this song too. hmmmm I wonder what would happen if I put him over fire. so he lit a match and the bird sung Chestnuts Roasting over an open fire.

ok there was a blonde, red head, and a brunette.Then one day the red head went out and she caught a deer so they asked her how she got that deer and she said me find tracks me follow tracks me find deer.Next the brunette went out and she caught a rabbit so they asked he rhow she got that rabbit and she said me find tracks me follow tracks me find rabbit.after that the Blonde went out and she came back with a whole bunch of bruses so they asked her how she got all those brueses and she said me find tracks me follow tracks me get hit by train.

Three men were flying on a plane over the jungle when it crashed. They were the only people who survived. They decided that starting the next morning one of them would go out and make weapons and see if he could kill anything.

So the next morning the first man went out. He didn't come back till about noon. When they saw him they ran to him and helped him carry the deer back to the plane wreckage. They asked him how he killed it.

He said "I find tracks... I follow tracks... I kill deer."

So the next morning the second guy set out. He too came back at noon. When they saw him they ran to him and helped him carry the buffalo he had killed back to the plane wreckage. They asked him how he had killed it.

He said "I find tracks... I follow tracks... I kill buffalo."

The next morning the third guy went out. The other two were watching and watching for him. When it was almost sundown and he still hadn't returned they more...

there are 3 blondes and they are aruging because there are markings on the path and the 1st blonde says "
i think they are deer tracks"
and the 2nd blonde said "
i think they are bird tracks"
and the 3rd blonde says "
i think they are rabbit tracks"
they were still discussing this when a train hit them!!

Two NBA basketball referees were walking through the countryside and they noticed some tracks.
The first said, "Deer tracks?"
"No," replied the second, "Bear tracks."
The conversation ended abruptly when the train hit them.