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THERE WAS THESE 2 MEN AND A BLONDE.ONE DAY, THE FIRST MAN WENT HUNTING AND CAME BACK WITH A GIANT RABBIT.THE SENCOND MAN AND THE BLONDE ASKED HOW DID U GET THAT? THE FIRST MAN SAID I FOLLOWED THE TRACKS! THEN THE SECOND MAN WENT OFF AND FOLLOWED THE TRACKS AND CAME BACK WITH BACK WITH A GIANT RABBIT.THE BLONDE ASKED HOW DID U GET THAT? I FOLLOWED THE TRACKS.THE NEXT DAY THE BLONDE SET OUT AND FOLLOWED THE TRACKS AND HEARD A CHOO! CHOO!

Three Indians, a redhead, a brunette and a blonde, had set up camp and became very much in need of food, so they went out hunting.
A little while had passed and the brunette came back to camp with a bear. The other two asked how he got the bear. He said, "I see the tracks, I follow the tracks, I get the bear."
The next day, they go hunting again and the redhead comes back to camp with a deer. The other two asked how he got the deer. He said, "I see the tracks, I follow the tracks, I get the deer."
The following day, they go hunting again and the blonde comes back to camp all bloody and disfigured. The other two asked what happened. He said, "I see the tracks, I follow the tracks, I get hit by train."

Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, ''Those must be deer tracks''! The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks''! The third blondie said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!"
They where still arguing 10 mins. later when a train hit them!'

Three Blondes were walking in the woods.Then one said"Look deer tracks".The other one said "No those are bear tracks".The last one said"Those are moose tracks .Then a train hit them.

One day, a moving train suddenly went off the tracks and began moving into the nearby field. The passengers got angry and
Decided to punish the train driver. When the train finally stopped, all passengers came to the driver and asked, "why did you
Take the train into the fields?" driver: a man came in front of the train on the tracks. Passengers: why did you risk the
Life of so many passengers in order to save the life of one man? You should have driven the train on that man! Driver: i was
Going to do that, but the man ran towards the field. So i followed him!

Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon a
set of tracks.
"Looks like deer tracks", said one blonde.
"No, it looks like maybe a cow track," another blonde suggested.
"Actually, I think they are just dog tracks," the third blonde
offered.
They were still arguing when the train hit them!

Little Johnny was walking along the railroad tracks when suddenly he got his foot caught under one of the railroad ties. He tried to get it out but it was really stuck. As he struggled to free his foot, he heard a noise and turned around. To his horror he saw a train coming.
Panicked he started to pray, "God, please get my foot out of these tracks and I'll stop being bad!"
Nothing happened, his foot was still stuck. He looked up to see the train getting closer!
He prayed again, "God, please get my foot out and I'll stop swearing AND being bad!"
Still nothing his foot was wedged tight. The train was just seconds away! Little Johnny struggled frantically as the train's horn blared.
He tried his plea one more time, "God, please, if you get my foot out of the tracks, I'll quit being bad, I'll stop swearing, AND I'll stop trying to look up little Mary's dress."
Just as the train was about to hit Johnny, his foot broke free and he fell more...