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An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud. "White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper," says the Indian. "How much is it?" "$1. 00 a roll," the clerk replies. "That seems pretty expensive," responds the Indian. "What about the others?" "Charmin is $2. 00 a roll, and no name is 50 cents a roll." The Indian doesn't have much money, so he opts for the no name. Within a few hours, he is back at the trading post. "I have a name for the no name toilet paper," he announces to the clerk. "We shall call it John Wayne." "Why?" asks the confused clerk. "Cause it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no crap off an Indian."

An old, bearded shepherd, with a crooked staff, walks up to a stone pulpit and says. . . And lo it came to pass that the trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she had been called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why doth thou travel far, from town to town, with thy goods when thou can trade without ever leaving thy tent?" And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, Dear?" And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale and they will reply telling you which hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)". Abraha} thkught long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums, as long as he could have his way more...

An Indian enters a trading post and asks the clerk for some toilet paper. The clerk asks him which one he would like, Charmin, White Cloud or no name.
"White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper," the Indian says. "How much for that one?"
"$1.25 for a roll," replies the clerk.
"That seems quite expensive," the Indian responds. "How much are the other two?"
"Charmin is $2.00 a roll and no name is 75 cents a roll," the clerk says.
Since he doesn't have very much money, the Indian opts for the no name paper. Within a few hours he returns to the trading post.
"I have a name for the no name toilet paper," he announces to the clerk. "We shall call it John Wayne."
Confused, the clerk asks, "Why?"
"Because it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no shit off an Indian!"