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public transport are putting fairs up ie: tube fairs are going up an arm and a leg and london bus fairs are going thru the roof!!

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the VCR clock work anyway?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

How many times do you use a disposable razor?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

If our knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like?

If superman is so clever, why does he wear his underwear on the outside?

If you are refinishing a table, shouldn't you have to restart?

If you have 24 odds and ends on a table, and 23 fall off, what do you have left, an odd or an end?

If you are cross-eyed and dyslexic at the same time, would see okay?

You know how most well labeled packages say "Open Here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open Somewhere Else"?

When it rains, the sky is more...