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A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are superior to the many organizations of the world...* United States Marine Corps Birthday: 10 NOVEMBER 1775 * 1) Best haircut. Hands down. You can't have a bad hair day with a high and tight. And you spend less on shampoo. 2) Dress blues. They're the coolest uniforms in any military worldwide. 3) Bloused trousers. Another distinctive Marine look that sets the proudest service members apart. 4) The rest of the Marine sea bag. From the Alphas to the camouflage utilities, uniforms just look better on a Marine than any other service member. 5) Marines don't wear dungarees. 6) Most respect I. When the Marines pulled out of Haiti and Somalia, the media reported the U.S. military was pulling out - as if tens of thousands of Army troops weren't still in the country. Now that's respect. 7) Most respect II. When the Corps came back to Haiti after 60 years, an old man on the Cap-Haitien beach said ''Welcome back!'' 8) more...
New York, NY - September 2004
6: 00 PM - Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell
6: 30 PM - Pledge of Allegiance
6: 35 PM - Ceremonial Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd Amendment)
6: 45 PM - Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6: 46 PM - Seminar #1: Katherine Harris on “Are Elections Really Necessary? ”
7: 30 PM - Announcement: Lincoln Memorial Renamed for Ronald Reagan
7: 35 PM - Trent Lott: “Re-segregation in the 21st Century”
7: 40 PM - EPA Address #1: Mercury: It’s What’s for Dinner
8: 00 PM - Vote on which country to invade next
8: 10 PM - Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8: 15 PM - John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos Are After Your Children
8: 30 PM - Round table discussion on reproductive rights (men only)
8: 50 PM - Seminar #2: Corporations: The Government of the Future
9: 00 PM - Condi Rice sings more...