Tyson Jokes / Recent Jokes
One rainy day a Sardar was traveling by his new FERRARI car. He was Not a very good driver and so did not have complete control on it.
Mike Tyson was also riding his bike on the same road. At a speed breaker
Sardar's car came in contact with Tyson's bike.
Tyson got very angry. He dragged sardar out of the car and threw him a Few yards away from the car.
Tyson then drew a small circle around sardar and shouted "Hey!! It's not Easy for you to damage my bike and get away. Now I will be thrashing Your car. You should stay inside this circle and watch me smash your Car. If you come out of the circle, I will kill you immediately".
Then tyson turned towards the car and he smashed its side indicators. Then he looked at sardar. Sardar looked at Tyson's sarcastically. Tyson's anger grew and he smashed the window panes and then again looked
At sardar. Sardar grinned at Tyson. Tyson was confused. Tyson could now not at all control his anger and he Broke the more...
Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!! Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood.... good thing he didn't say two! Tyson's favorite football team-the Tampa Bay Buc-an-EARS. For the third fight between Mike and Evander, Tyson wants it to be held in Earie, PA. New Tyson burger: There is a piece of the champ in every bite!!! They are making a new boxing term for Tyson.... instead of KO, it will be a Van Gogh. "Evander was Van Gogh'd in the third!!!"Can't beat um... Eat um!!!! If Tyson fights Golatta, is it more points for a low blow or an ear bite? In this corner Evander "the Real Meal" Holyfield!!!!!!! Before the fight, Mike's trainer told him to get a piece of Holyfied. Oops, bad advice. Iron BITE Tyson, the heavyweight CHOMP of the world!
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one else has big enough ears to go 12 rounds.
Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!! Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood.... good thing he didn't say two! Evander after the fight,"Maybe I shouldn't have told him to' Bite Me'" Tyson's favorite football team-the Tampa Bay Buc-an-EARS. For the third fight between Mike and Evander, Tyson wants it to be held in Earie, PA. New Tyson burger: There is a piece of the champ in every bite!!! They are making a new boxing term for Tyson.... instead of KO, it will be a Van Gogh. "Evander was Van Gogh'd in the third!!!" Can't beat um... Eat um!!!! If Tyson fights Golatta, is it more points for a low blow or an ear bite? In this corner Evander "the Real Meal" Holyfield!!!!!!! Before the fight, Mike's trainer told him to get a piece of Holyfied. Oops, bad advice. Iron BITE Tyson, the heavyweight CHOMP of the world!
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield's ear:
10. Got a little carried away after seeing "Face/Off"
9. Really wanted to win first prize on "America's Funniest Home Videos"
8. Like this doesn't happen every year in the Masters
7. Whenever Moe bites Curly's ear, it's hilarious!
6. Has to do this kind of thing to compensate for the fact that he talks like Melanie Griffith
5. I guess you've never heard of a little thing called "strategy"
4. Ears is tasty
3. It was self-defense -- he wouldn't stop punching me!
2. "Disqualified" sounds better than "got his ass kicked all over the ring"
1. He ran out of gum
Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two!