Ugliest Jokes / Recent Jokes
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off; go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
once there were three girls and they all died at the same time and went to heaven.the man at the gate said u can go in but dont step on a duck because they are Gods favorite animal. they all agreed and walked insige to find millions of ducks. they walked in carefully but the first girl steps on a duck. then a man comes and handcuffs her to the ugliest man ever! the other to are more careful now but then a couple weeks later the other girls steps on a duck and she gets handcuffed to the ugliest man ever. the other girl does great. she goes months and months and doesnt step on a duck. then the man comes and handcuffs her to the most gorgeous man ever! she says well i dont no wat i did to deserve this! then the man says well i dont no wat u did but i steped on a duck!
There was a black guy a mexican guy and a white guy
They all died and went to heaven When they got up there an angel said sorry guys its not time for you guys to die yet so Im going to have to send you all back But since you guys have been in Heaven you guys when you go back to earth you guys cant step on a black cloud or something bad will happen to you
So they all said ok The first week back on earth the mexican steps on a black cloud and something bad happens to him he gets the ugliest girl on earth I mean the ugliest The second week the black guy steps on a black cloud something bad happens to him he gets the second ugliest girl in the world The white guy for a year or so doesnt step on a black cloud so the angel rewards him with the most prettiest girl in the world
So the white guy his girl the most prettiest in the world her freind asks her so how did you get with the white guy she says I stepped in a black cloud