Vampire Jokes / Recent Jokes
What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You can't dip a vampire in your tea.
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A. A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
A: One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.
Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. You need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
Q: What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?
A: The caterer.
Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A: If one side has one, the other side has to get one.
Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A: Once launched, they can’t be recalled.
Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A: When they land, they prevent anything from functioning for the next hundred years.
Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? It was a vicious cycle.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost-bite!
Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation...
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frost-bite!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite