Vampire Jokes / Recent Jokes
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...
A vampire bat came flapping in from a night of foraging, covered in fresh blood. He parked himself on the caves roof to get some sleep. Soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to shut up and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in. "OK, follow me." He flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. "Do you see that tree over there?" "YES, YES, YES!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Well I didnt!"
When the picture of the vampires grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail had come out of the wall.
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, “I vould like some blood. ”
The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, “I vould like some blood. ”
The waitress turns to the third vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, “I vould like some plasma. ”
The waitress looks up and says, “Let me see if I have this order correct. You want two bloods and a blood light? ”
1st vampire: How things? 2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying Im overdrawn by 50 pints at the blood bank.