Vampire Jokes / Recent Jokes
Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom).
Doctor, doctor, I think Ive been bitten by a vampire. Drink this glass of water. Will it make me better? No, but Ill be able to see if your neck leaks.
Once there was a group of vampire bats that lived in a cave outside of a big city.
One night, one said to a another, "I'm so hungry. I'm going to go get something.
What Is The Vampires Favourite Tourist Place? Ans: The Vampire State Building
Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? Hes looking for a crypt writer.