Vampire Jokes / Recent Jokes
A vampire joke
What happened to the mad vampire?
He went a little batty!
A demon joke
What is the best way to get rid of a demon?
Exorcise a lot!
A ghost joke
What kind of jewels to ghosts wear?
Tombstones!
A demon joke
Why do demons and ghouls get on so well?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
A vampire joke
Where do vampires go on holiday?
The Isle of Fright!
A vampire joke
What’s a vampire’s favourite soup?
Sharks’ fang soup!
A vampire joke
Which vampire ate the three bears porridge?
Ghouldilocks!
Which vampire ate the three bears porridge? Ghouldilocks.
A werewolf joke
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks!
A werewolf joke
How do you know if a werewolf’s been in the fridge?
The paw prints in the butter!
A skeleton joke
What do boney people use to get into their homes?
Skeleton keys!
A vampire joke
Why do vampires hate arguments?
Because they make themselves cross!
A vampire joke
Why was the young vampire a failure?
He fainted at the sight of blood!
A vampire joke
Why did the vampire attack the clown?
He wanted the circus to be in his blood!
A vampire joke
What do you get if you cross Dracula and Al Capone?
A fangster!
A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibal got a religion?
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
A cannibal joke
What do you call a massive witch doctor?
Mumbo jumbo!
A vampire joke
Why did the vampire give up acting?
He couldn’t get his teeth into the part!
A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton who won’t get up in the mornings?
Lazy bones!
A werewolf joke
Why are werewolvse thought of as quick witted?
Because they always give snappy answers!
A witch joke
How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one?
By her suntan!
A werewolf joke
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What is a vampires favourite soup? Scream of mushroom!
Which flavor ice cream is Draculas favorite? Vein-illa.
A skeleton joke
How do skeletons get their mail?
By bony express!
A vampire joke
What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?
Coffin medicine!
A vampire joke
Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?
It wanted to play squash!
A vampire joke
How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice?
They use extractor fangs!
A vampire joke
What do vampire footballers have at half times?
Blood oranges!
A ghost joke
Where do ghosts get an education?
High sghoul!
A ghost joke
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home!