Verge Jokes

We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat's next-to-last theorem.

A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' Mother's name?"One child answered, "Mary."The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' Father's name was?"Another child said, "The Verge."Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?"The little one said, "Well, you know they are always talking about The Verge' n' Mary."