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New research is out that claims playing action video games that involve firing guns can improve your eyesight.

This is good news for video gamers, who avidly engage in another activity which could make them go blind.

Top Ten MTV Video Music Award Categories Michael Jackson is Nominated In
10. Best editing of facial features
9. Outstanding performance in ongoing police investigation
8. Weirdest male artist
7. Weirdest female artist
6. Best performance in a black and white video by artist who isn't really either
5. New video by guy with a brother named Tito
4. Best singer who talks just like Mike Tyson
3. Least life-like nose
2. Best acting in a marriage
1. Best new face

The technician who signs out your camera can't stop laughing
Your cold makes your voice sound like Jerry Lewis
"The friggin thing's warped"
The second after your batteries stop charging, they're completely dead
Your B-roll has poppy seeds [bah-dum]
Everyone you interview insists on speaking in pig-latin
Your editing room is titled "Hell"
The footage is 32 hours of feet
Title: Mailboxes, Big and Small
We had a video project due?!
[I'm perfectly willing to explain anything you found confusing. I tried to stay away from techie terms, but I do write these lists for my *own* amusement... :)]

NYC transit agency is investigating a video posted online that shows a man kissing and snuggling a live chicken aboard a subway. Coincidentally, last week the same video camera caught a man choking his chicken.

John kept pestering his parents to buy a video, but they said they couldn't afford one. So one day John came home clutching a package containing a brand-new video.' Where in the World did you get the money to pay for that? ' asked his father suspiciously.' It's OK, Dad,' replied John,' I've traded the TV in for it.'

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Wednesday, October 21, 1992The most popular video in Sweden earlier this year was a 60-minute fireplace fire, shown from the point of ignition until it burns into cinders, and featuring a sound-track of fire-crackling wood. Price: about $35.

According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's, 50's, 60's, or even maybe the early 70's probably shouldn't have survived.

Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paint.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets, and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets. (Not to mention the risks we took hitchhiking.)

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.

Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was always a special treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle. Horrors!

We ate cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, and no one actually died from this.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then rode down the more...