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It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.
"Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled. "Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I`ll help you get the wagon up.
"That`s mighty nice of you, " Willis answered, "but I don`t think Pa would like me to.
"Aw, come on," the farmer insisted.
"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won`t like it."
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset.
"Don`t be foolish! " the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?
"Under the wagon!"
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A fire fighter is working outside the station when he notices a
little girl in a little red wagon with little ladders on the
sides, a garden hose coiled in the middle, and wearing a fire
fighters helmet. The wagon is pulled by her dog and cat.
The fire fighter takes a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration. "Thanks," the girl says. The fire fighter notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dogs collar and to the cats testicles.
"Little partner," says the fire fighter, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you would go faster."
The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but, then I wouldn't have a siren."

One day little Johnny was pulling a big red wagon up a hill that was heavy. A preacher walked by and heard Johnny cussing. "Lil Johnny, you know God is sitting right there and hearing what you are saying." Little Johnny replied,"Well tell him to get his fucken ass out of the wagon and push!"

We had a great neighborhood watch going when I was a kid... until she closed her curtains.
He's what every woman wants - strong, sensitive... battery operated!
There is no truth in the rumor that Roy Rogers's horse Trigger sued him for palomino-mony.
Chap with a fetish walks into a sex shop and asks "So how's the leather been lately?"
The latest product on the market in the continuing war against white ants - it's called 'Arson'.
Unfortunately, since I went on the wagon, the wagon went and got a liquor licence.
Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?
Marriage - nature's way of stopping people fighting with strangers.
OK, so God made Heaven and Earth. But what has he done recently?
Graffiti Dyslexics of the world - untie!
My grandfather died peacefully in his sleep. Which is more than I can say for the three passengers he had in his car at the time.
My friend is so full of self-importance - when he dies, he more...

It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise." Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled. "Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon up." "That's mighty nice of you, " Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to." "Aw, come on," the farmer insisted." Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it." After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset." "Don't be foolish! " the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?" "Under the wagon!"

It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures of the nativity set.
Immediately he turned and went outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant, Jesus. So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get Him, my fine friend?"
The little boy replied, "I got him from the church."
"And why did you take him?"
The boy said, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would give him a ride around the block in it."

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of wheat on the road. The farmer that lived nearby came to investigate. "Hey, Willis," he called out, "forget your troubles for a while and come and have dinner with us. Then I'll help you overturn the wagon.""That's very nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Dad would like me to.""Aw, come on, son!" the farmer insisted."Well, OK," the boy finally agreed, "but Dad won't like it."After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked the host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Dad's going to be real upset.""Don't be silly!" said the neighbor. "By the way, where is he?""Under the wagon," replied Willis.