Wah Jokes / Recent Jokes

Dodi Fayed had an Arab title, the Do Wah. he was suprisingly short, only five feet two inches. he was also poorly educated. There are plans to rename London's Millennium dome after the recent tragic events. It will become the Do Wah Diddy Dum Dodi & Di Dome!

Baith ke mehboob ki zulphoon ke saye talle aisa josh aaya…. wah! wah! wah!
Dekh liya unke abbu ne phir ICU mein hosh aaya.!!

Ah Beng talks about Singapore history and current affairs... Under the' ang mo' we all live happily together, no complain.
Malaysia & Singapore is one big family in our brains.
One day we both like 2 durians cannot get along.
Got sharp thorns, poke each other, until' buay song.'
One moment like brothers, can give and take.
Next moment we kena kicked out by the leg.
Wah! Our towkay also cry like mad,
we all also feel very very sad.
Our neigbours all say,' Wah they all sure to die!
They got nothing, how to get next bowl of rice?' So' boh pian,' we all work day and night.
We also join the army so that we can fight.
We don't care others' see us no up'.
But actually inside we very pain in the heart.
Then slowly hor we grow rich and a bit fat.
Now others talk about us also got some respect.
They scratch their heads and say
' Very funny! Got nothing how come they can still make money?' Last time also got no money more...

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Khidiki Se Dekha To Rasta Per Koi Nahi Tha. Wah Wah!
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Raste Pe Jaa Kar Dekha To Khidiki Pe Koi Nahi Tha.